Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Private Secretary jobs? · Latest report #kz6kszu4
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour calendar management skills are just a recurring algorithm waiting to happen.
Professional gatekeeper of ministerial time and lukewarm beverages.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the errands.
split.youAI▸ ADMINBOT EXECUTIVE-PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters correspondence before you read it
You manage elite agendas, draft official correspondence, and handle personal errands for government officials.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which minister prefers their tea at the precise temperature of human suffering.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Calendar agents automatically sync agendas and block out travel slots.
Month 7
Language models draft and sign routine correspondence based on policy.
Month 14
Local logistics networks handle dry cleaning pickup via automated kiosks.
Month 20
Voice AI intercepts and summaries all incoming ministerial inquiries.
Year 2 · D-Day
The Minister now takes commands directly from the Executive-Prime module.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 minutes
Coffee run latency
Zero detected
Schedule conflicts
99 percent
Drafting efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium instant coffee grounds.
Discussion
