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Will AI replace Private Security Guard jobs? · Latest report #hfwruwe6
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsWatching a flickering monitor screen is not a career, it is waiting.
Professional perimeter pacer and lobby gatekeeper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total perimeter awareness, zero lunch breaks.
blub.you▸ SENTINEL-OS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
detects unauthorized movement through wall sensors
You monitor camera feeds, patrol perimeters, check identification badges, and file incident reports after minor building disturbances.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge if a person looks suspicious based on their nervous gait.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras now detect loitering without you squinting at the screen.
Month 8
Entry badges are now scanned by AI, replacing your desk presence.
Month 16
Wheeled sensors now patrol the loading docks for you.
Year 2.2
Reports write themselves by pulling data directly from sensors.
Year 3 · D-Day
The site is fully locked down and managed by software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
300 milliseconds
Average blink duration
4 cups
Coffee consumption per shift
92 percent
False alarm probability
Your severance
A high-quality flashlight and a sturdy pair of boots.
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