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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are paid to look intimidating, but a camera does it cheaper.
Human perimeter deterrent with excellent posture.
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Total visibility, zero coffee breaks.
squeeze.youAI▸ SENTINEL-GRID V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
detects unauthorized entry with thermal precision
You monitor live CCTV feeds, conduct perimeter patrols, and fill out incident reports. Your presence is mostly a deterrent against low-level site violations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically distinguish between a lost delivery driver and a genuine threat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Motion and thermal sensors begin logging movement patterns around the building perimeter.
Month 6
Computer vision software replaces your eyes on the CCTV monitors to flag anomalies automatically.
Month 15
Visitor badge systems are digitized, rendering manual sign-in logs and gate checks entirely obsolete.
Year 2
Rolling patrol units take over scheduled route walks to verify security hardware and lock integrity.
Year 3 · D-Day
The central monitoring software assumes full command, leaving you free to pursue a less redundant career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.02%
Incidents escalated
4 liters
Caffeine intake
8 daily
Perimeter loops
Your severance
A decommissioned flashlight and a firm pat on shoulder.
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