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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour billable hour is now a rounding error in our database.
Drafting complex trusts with a penchant for billable misery.
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files tax returns before the client wakes
You draft complex trusts and wills while navigating English inheritance tax law. You charge clients hourly for paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes regarding their inheritance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character recognition scanners process all your legacy client paper files.
Month 7
Logic engines generate perfectly formatted wills from basic client data inputs.
Month 16
Algorithms handle all SRA money laundering checks and identity verification tasks.
Year 2.1
Predictive software instantly calculates the most efficient inheritance tax strategy.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The client portal replaces your advice with direct, automated legal execution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
too high
Average billable hour
infinite
Trusts processed daily
excessive
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A vintage fountain pen and a non-compete waiver.
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