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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthState-sponsored piracy is just logistics with a cooler hat.
Stuck in a 17th-century geopolitical business model.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sovereign autonomy delivered via automated boarding pods.
squeeze.you▸ NAVAL-INTERCEPT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
seizes cargo without checking the paperwork
You harass merchant vessels and secure maritime prizes for government gain. It is a hobby that lacks a recurring pension.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide to mutiny for purely emotional, irrational reasons.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors identify enemy vessels before you even reach for your spyglass.
Month 11
Robotic boarding parties secure the prize without needing a volatile human crew.
Year 2.1
AI handles the complex prize-court paperwork faster than any corrupt colonial magistrate.
Year 2.9
Smart contracts distribute loot to the crown, leaving you entirely out of the equation.
Year 4 · D-Day
Autonomous drone swarms render human-led piracy an expensive, inefficient historical relic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Sub-optimal
Prize money yield
0.4 seconds
Fleet boarding speed
100%
Moral ambiguity score
Your severance
A vintage eye patch and a sinking ship.
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