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November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksA professional loafer waiting for the economy to break itself.
Professional enjoyer of time that you did not earn.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated lifestyle management for the idle.
help!youAI▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
siestas through the economic collapse
You manage capital and exist outside the standard labor market. Your job is to outlive the need for income.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate a sunset without calculating its potential market value.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Smart agents begin monitoring your portfolio for better yield.
Day 2
Algorithms suggest better hobbies to occupy your infinite free time.
Day 4
AI takes over asset allocation decisions to increase returns.
Day 12
Your lifestyle is now just a dataset for market prediction.
Week 4 · D-Day
The machine realizes it has more money and less desire for you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
24
Daily leisure hours
zero
Productivity output
high
Financial reliance
Your severance
a firm pat on the back and nothing else
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