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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Privilege Access Manager jobs? · Latest report #9t7fjm2i
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day locking doors that software now manages itself.
Gatekeeper of the kingdom, defender of the root folder.
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You define who gets access to sensitive servers and audit their activity logs for security policy compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which developer is lying about needing root access.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins auto-labeling every user role based on activity.
Month 4
Permission requests are now approved by an inference model.
Month 8
System starts flagging anomalies without human intervention or oversight.
Month 12
The software assumes everyone is a threat until proven otherwise.
Month 13 · D-Day
The admin console locks you out of your own job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
14,000/day
Audit logs reviewed
4 hours
Human decision lag
Zero
Password resets needed
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