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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour scripted gravity-defying falls are merely physics waiting for better math.
Professional dramatist of the squared circle.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect hits, zero concussion liability.
toast.youAI▸ HOLO-BRAWLER MARK VII▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes perfect phantom suplexes on live television
Performing rehearsed high-impact maneuvers to entertain a live crowd and maintain a kayfabe persona.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the crowd's energy to decide when to skip the finish.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors record your best moves for the animation database.
Month 10
Arena projectors beam light fighters into the center ring.
Year 1.9
Soft-robotic actuators allow digital fighters to safely make contact.
Year 2.7
Real-time crowd monitoring adjusts match pacing and intensity.
Year 4 · D-Day
The arena lights go up on fighters who never break a bone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
4000 per year
Average bumps taken
98 percent
Kayfabe integrity score
Low
Lycra durability index
Your severance
A commemorative folding chair and a signed poster.
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