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Will AI replace Probability Evangelist jobs? · Latest report #hfgbww9q
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPredicting the end of the world is now an automated task.
Professional harbinger of inevitable digital collapse.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying your existential dread at machine speed.
wheee!you▸ DOOM-SCROLLER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates your personal doom date instantly
You track global risk metrics and write alarming newsletters. Algorithms are already better at finding patterns in chaos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still add a tone of genuine panic to a sentence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI learns to scrape global indices with higher precision.
Week 7
Templates replace your manual drafting of fear-based prose.
Month 3
Sensors identify trends faster than your human intuition.
Month 5
The software learns exactly which headlines trigger panic.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine announces the end of your job professionally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
482
Average doom notifications per hour
99.9%
Human anxiety level contribution
Zero
Correct apocalypse predictions
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a bunker supply company.
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