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Your job has an expiration date
March 25, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour gavel is heavy but your legal logic is quite light.
The gavel-wielder who decides who gets the china cabinet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finality in a fraction of the time
split.youAI▸ LEXI-JUDGE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
issues binding digital rulings on family estates
You interpret wills, settle asset disputes, and manage estate litigation. Algorithms will soon finalize all uncontested probate filings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, underlying tension between siblings fighting over a dining room set.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanners digitize all probate filings for immediate pattern recognition analysis.
Month 7
AI suggests judgements based on a million past estate rulings.
Month 16
Routine filings are approved by code without human oversight.
Year 2.5
Automated kiosks facilitate settlement talks to bypass court delays.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The gavel remains but only as a decorative office ornament.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
94%
Case backlog reduction
5000
Will interpretations per hour
100%
Human emotional bias detected
Your severance
A vintage wooden gavel and a desk nameplate.
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