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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou fight over dead people's money until the money is gone.
Professional conflict architect for the recently bereaved.
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Resolving family feuds with perfect cold logic.
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nullifies emotional claims via database search
You litigate contested wills and trust disputes in court. You bill hourly for reviewing complex family history documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying about their late mother's true intentions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scans every will, trust, and bank statement ever signed.
Month 5
Software flags every instance of undue influence in records.
Month 10
Scripts generate and submit court motions in seconds.
Month 20
Family members argue directly with a cold optimization engine.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Courts accept algorithms as the final arbiter of truth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42 percent
Average inheritance depletion rate
Infinite
Emotional family damage units
Too many
Billable hours wasted on siblings
Your severance
A vintage briefcase and a dusty law library shelf.
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