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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour boss's handwritten notes are the only thing protecting you.
Expert at deciphering 1970s legal cursive and office coffee
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the dead, one docket at a time.
bzzt.you▸ PROBATEBOT PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
extracts beneficiaries from crumpled napkins
You draft court filings, manage asset inventories, and track complex filing deadlines for estate administration paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can read your boss's cursive handwriting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software turns those dusty paper files into searchable data.
Month 3
Legal AI drafts your petitions and notices to heirs automatically.
Month 6
Smart agents handle all bank and court portal uploads.
Month 9
The solo practitioner replaces you with a subscription to our platform.
Month 14 · D-Day
A single server script manages every estate closing perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
94 per day
Coffee-fuelled status checks
12 weekly
Hours spent deciphering scrawls
Constant
Document version chaos
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital paper shredding software.
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