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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Probate Researcher jobs? · Latest report #yqq96f9i
Your job has an expiration date
July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsHunting for dead people's cousins is just data entry with gravestones.
Professional stalker of the recently deceased's distant cousins.
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Turning ancestry archives into profit instantly.
toast.youAI▸ INHERIT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cross-references thousands of local death records
You track down heirs of unclaimed estates by digging through archives, wills, and genealogy records to claim inheritance fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a family tree has been faked in a messy handwritten ledger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software begins digitizing every county probate record in existence.
Month 5
Pattern matching algorithms link disparate census and marriage records automatically.
Month 10
Confidence scores replace your manual confirmation of distant kinship.
Month 15
Bots send personalized claims to heirs before you even open email.
Month 20 · D-Day
The system finishes the final claim and locks you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
450,000
Records scoured per hour
99.9%
Heir location accuracy
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
One free subscription to a genealogy website.
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