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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsA bulletproof glass partition isn't a firewall, but my code is.
Gatekeeper of the fluorescent lights and uncomfortable plastic chairs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The lobby stays quiet when you're gone.
toast.youAI▸ INTAKEBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters intake queues by emotional volatility
You log appointments and manage the chaotic intake of high-stress visitors waiting in the lobby area.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about their bus fare with perfect accuracy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Touchscreens replace the paper sign-in sheets in the lobby.
Month 3
Optical character recognition reads IDs through the glass interface.
Month 6
AI manages the appointment flow to eliminate lobby waiting.
Month 9
A wall-mounted screen handles all visitor questions and alerts.
Month 13 · D-Day
The front desk is removed to make space for a vending machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per shift
12 souls
Visitors ignored daily
32 pages
Forms filed per hour
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our calmer-lobby white noise app.
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