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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsGenerating noise patterns is no longer a career, it is an algorithm.
Expert in turning math into pixelated explosions.
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Why simulate when we can just generate?
no no noyou▸ SIMUNODE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bakes 4k fluid caches in milliseconds
You build complex node-based simulations for particle effects and geometry destruction. Computers do this faster now.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know why the liquid simulation is clipping through the floor mesh.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scripts begin deleting your redundant node spaghetti.
Month 4
All your custom simulations are saved into a central library.
Month 10
Models learn to guess your parameters for smoke and fire.
Month 15
GPU acceleration renders your complex work instantly without you.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single click generates all the studio's assets for the year.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
too high
Average node density
99 percent
Render farm stress
three gallons
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A free copy of the software that replaced you.
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