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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Process Designer jobs? · Latest report #85dm7hvh
Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour flowcharts are just long-winded suicide notes for your own position.
Professional architect of the company's inevitable shrinking.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the path to zero headcount.
no no noyouAI▸ FLOWLOGIC ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes manual handoffs in real-time
You map out workflows and identify bottlenecks to improve efficiency. Eventually, you just document your own obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about the actual friction in their workflow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your current processes by scraping actual logs.
Month 5
AI identifies every redundancy you were too scared to touch.
Month 10
Software updates itself, removing steps without asking you.
Month 15
Real-time metrics replace your weekly slide-deck reporting.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine finished the map.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
Bottlenecks identified
89%
Processes simplified
11,000
Days spent in Visio
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a flow-charting tool.
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