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May 2, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build bridges to nowhere, but luckily we have a drone.
Professional architect of corporate red tape and busywork.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated misery for your entire enterprise stack.
squeeze.youAI▸ FLOWLOGIC AI 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant workflows in milliseconds
You document workflows and fix broken bottlenecks. You justify useless changes to staff who hate you for them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is about to revolt during a presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every email and click you make each day.
Month 4
An AI agent starts writing your standard operating procedures itself.
Month 8
Software flags every inefficient step you try to add.
Month 13
The AI runs the workshops and ignores the human complaints.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and the processes optimize themselves perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4,200
Meaningless process maps created
89%
Emails ignored by stakeholders
3,000
Hours spent in alignment meetings
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent, process-free island.
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