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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou optimize systems to remove humans while being the most removable human.
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Mapping your redundancy from the inside out.
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automates your entire spreadsheet auditing process
You hunt for inefficiencies by mapping workflows and measuring cycle times. You then write reports suggesting how robots should.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the look of pure despair in a shift lead's eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Your ERP system starts feeding live metrics to our central AI.
Month 6
Our vision system maps every physical move you study manually.
Month 13
The AI generates better process changes than your quarterly report.
Month 21
Machines adjust their own cycle times without your oversight.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a charging station for the fleet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
Process bottlenecks identified
89%
Meetings about improving meetings
12
Excel sheets per project
Your severance
One free trial of a productivity software you hate.
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