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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell solutions to problems that only exist because you exist.
Professional drawer of rectangles that lead nowhere.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your pivot to irrelevance.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWOPTIMIZER V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks from empty spreadsheets
You map business workflows and draft slide decks to justify cutting costs. You make PowerPoint look like strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a client stops pretending to understand your charts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automatically populates your generic slide templates with client data.
Month 4
Visual logic engines map workflows faster than you can draw them.
Month 8
A language model generates your reports without using any human words.
Month 13
Dashboards replace your status meetings with real-time, accurate metrics.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client realizes they never needed a consultant to read slides.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
240
Slides per client
98 percent
Buzzword density
near zero
Actual value added
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct webinar platform.
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