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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary efficiency to people who have no actual work.
Professional PowerPoint architect, full-time meeting survivor.
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You map corporate workflows to suggest layoffs and write slide decks about internal infrastructure improvements.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convincingly lie to senior leadership in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots read your shared drive to map every process automatically.
Month 5
Real-time metrics replace your weekly qualitative status update reports.
Month 10
Generative models produce your quarterly reports faster than you can blink.
Month 15
Algorithms determine process changes without needing your consensus meetings.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the corporate server is revoked by the AI.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,200 annually
Slide decks generated
1,100
Hours spent in alignment meetings
$14,000
Cost per optimization insight
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued slide template library.
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