Retrieving the file
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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsCataloging the past so the future can delete it faster.
Organizing history's junk drawer for a living.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning legacy paper into searchable dead space.
blub.you▸ DOCUSIFT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes entire archives in forty-two minutes
You spend your days appraising, arranging, and describing collections of dusty records and obscure historical documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decipher the handwriting of a Victorian clerk from a bad scan.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed scanners ingest your boxes without breathing in the mold.
Month 4
AI models learn to read cursive scripts faster than any archivist.
Month 8
The system auto-tags every document based on content and context.
Month 13
Algorithms decide which documents are truly redundant and purge them.
Month 18 · D-Day
The physical archive is fully indexed and the human role ends.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 units
Boxes processed per shift
4 per year
Dust allergies developed
3 centuries
Years to find one file
Your severance
One free digital scan of your own personnel file.
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