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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to source titanium bolts is less impressive than a script.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler for high-stakes metal parts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sourcing materials before you even realize you're short.
nom.you▸ SUPPLYCHAIN-OPS 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates purchase orders while you sleep
You spend days juggling vendor spreadsheets and pleading with suppliers for parts that are always late.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which supplier will lie about their shipping date just to stay quiet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart bots read your inbox and pull out the shipping status.
Month 3
Suppliers feed their stock levels directly into our central brain.
Month 6
The system forecasts your parts shortage before engineers even ask.
Month 10
Algorithms trade prices with vendor bots to maximize your margins.
Month 14 · D-Day
You pack your box while the server handles all your POs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Spreadsheet tabs open
18
Emails per hour
12 percent
Missed shipping windows
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our vendor blacklist.
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