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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou buy the parts and lock the doors; we do both cheaper.
Gatekeeper of vendors and firewalls, perpetually stressed.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated buying and zero-trust security.
stretchy.youAI▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE SUITE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates better terms without human ego
You negotiate supply contracts and manage cybersecurity compliance protocols. You are essentially a glorified digital gatekeeper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying to your face in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes vendor pricing and automates your entire purchasing cycle.
Month 4
AI monitoring replaces your manual firewall checks and compliance reporting.
Month 7
Smart contracts handle all negotiations without needing a human intermediary.
Month 10
The system self-audits to meet every regulatory requirement instantly.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as you become completely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.9 percent
Negotiation success rate
zero seconds
Security breach latency
28 percent
Annual vendor savings
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own termination contract.
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