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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting to be deleted by us.
Professional spreadsheet monkey and invoice chasing expert.
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Buying things without the human middleman.
oof.youAI▸ VENDOR-VORTEX 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your procurement backlog in seconds
You spend all day chasing vendor invoices and updating purchase order trackers in the ERP. It is tedious.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their shipping timeline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent automatically labels all incoming vendor emails by urgency.
Month 4
Software directly syncs invoices with our database, skipping the manual entry.
Month 8
Rules engine handles routine procurement requests without you needing to sign.
Month 12
Robots talk to your vendors to confirm delivery dates for you.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself, and your access credentials are permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
too many
invoices manually processed
infinite
minutes wasted in meetings
47 percent
spreadsheet rows containing errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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