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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou track supply chain data, but the data is tracking you.
Professional spreadsheet jockey and supplier guilt-tripper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated leverage for your bottom line.
oof.youAI▸ PROCURELOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates your global contracts in real-time
You parse vendor spend reports and negotiate supply contracts. You hunt for savings and manage long-term supplier relationships.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their production capacity during a phone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software cleans your vendor lists faster than you can open Excel.
Month 4
Agents send standardized contract disputes directly to vendor accounts.
Month 8
Models predict price spikes before you even check the news.
Month 12
Smart contracts update terms automatically based on supply volumes.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire desk with a single server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
12 million
Spreadsheet rows analyzed
47
Emails ignored daily
15 percent
Cost savings target
Your severance
Three months of expired coupon codes for office supplies.
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