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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Procurement Category Buyer jobs? · Latest report #6xtvjgaq
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstone carvings for actual supply chains.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler with vendor fatigue.
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Vendor relationships are just math without feelings.
nom.you▸ SUPPLYLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates contract renegotiations based on real-time data
You track vendor price points and negotiate supply contracts to keep inventory moving through the warehouse.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a supplier's voice when they miss a deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts mirroring your inbox to learn vendor behavior.
Month 5
Software tracks market shifts and flags savings you missed.
Month 10
Automated agents reach out to suppliers with lower bids.
Month 15
Machine logic generates and signs contracts without your input.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire procurement stack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,200 annually
Spreadsheets managed
11,000 threads
Email back-and-forth
312 wasted
Vendor coffee meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite spreadsheet software.
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