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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsBuying things cheaper is just math, and math hates your salary.
Expert at turning complex vendor relationships into boring tables.
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Automated vendor shaming and cost slashing.
split.youAI▸ PROCUREBOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your procurement bottlenecks instantly
You spend all day comparing vendor quotes and negotiating contracts to save a few pennies on bulk supplies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor representative is lying about their shipping capacity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
The AI scans your entire ERP history to find patterns.
Month 6
Bots automatically blast vendors with requests and update the price.
Month 12
The system haggles with vendor portals until they break.
Month 18
Digital agents auto-sign agreements that save the company 15 percent.
Month 21 · D-Day
The procurement department is replaced by a single, ruthless algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
12,000/year
Emails sent to vendors
3 million
Spreadsheet rows
Excessive
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One free subscription to a failed supply chain platform.
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