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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to draft boilerplate clauses is legally doomed.
Senior Public Sector Legal Counsel (mostly redlines and coffee)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Litigating every clause with cold silicon precision.
wheee!you▸ LEXIGATE GOVERNMENT PROCESSOR▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags regulatory loopholes in micro-seconds
You review municipal vendor contracts and ensure compliance with public bidding laws. You draft complex procurement documents all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry mayor why the RFP failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors digitize all existing municipal contract templates for training.
Month 5
AI suggests standard contract language based on historical precedents.
Month 13
Software manages routine vendor negotiations via automated email chains.
Year 1.9
Real-time updates to procurement laws get pushed to the model.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The AI handles all municipal procurement without human review.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.02 seconds
Average clause review time
14 hours
Human hours per contract
Zero percent
Compliance error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, which you won't need.
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