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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day emailing vendors just to be replaced by CSVs.
Professional email-forwarder and spreadsheet-bather.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated supply chain efficiency at zero cost.
oof.youAI▸ VENDORBOT LOGIC 3.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes optimal contract clauses automatically
You track vendor contracts, chase late invoices, and negotiate supply costs. You do the middleman work for spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which supplier will lie about their shipping delay on a Friday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins crawling your messy ERP vendor logs.
Month 4
The system begins emailing suppliers with auto-generated price requests.
Month 8
Vendors now input their own data directly into our portal.
Month 13
The AI starts auto-renewing or cancelling contracts based on performance.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a final email confirming you are no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
200 daily
emails answered
4 monthly
contract errors
10000 plus
spreadsheet rows
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated expense tracker.
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