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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou bridge two offices until the algorithm builds a faster road.
Professional cat herder and corporate bridge-builder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the gap between budget and reality.
toast.youAI▸ PROCUREBOT ENTERPRISE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces mandatory spend controls automatically
You track vendor spending and force teams to use software. Your job is basically herding cats with spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about why they bypassed the procurement process.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your manual data entry to unified global standards.
Month 5
Real-time AI handles the German-US linguistic nuance better than you.
Month 10
Bots flag missing procurement signatures before the ink dries.
Month 15
Nags employees for compliance without needing a human intermediary.
Month 21 · D-Day
The CFO stops asking you for reports and asks the dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4,200 annually
Spreadsheets managed
12,000 yearly
Emails ignored
64 percent
Compliance rate
Your severance
One free trial of a competing software suite.
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