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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just a cry for help from a database.
Professional email-chaser and spreadsheet-reconciler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vendor lifecycle management without the emails.
toast.youAI▸ VENDORBOT SYNC-CORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates contract terms with zero human guilt
You chase purchase orders and nag suppliers about late deliveries. You exist to bridge broken internal software systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is lying about their shipping capacity over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your ERP system begins training on your email patterns.
Month 4
The AI takes over generating and sending routine purchase orders.
Month 8
Suppliers stop receiving your emails and start receiving our APIs.
Month 13
The machine handles the three-way matching without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and the automated spend monitor goes live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
14
Emails per vendor per day
65%
Time spent reconciling invoices
8%
Human error rate
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium notepad app.
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