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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning your spreadsheets into a terminal decline of middle management.
Professional cat-herder of technical hardware vendors.
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The end of procurement overhead.
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autocorrects procurement order errors instantly
You track vendor contracts and hardware deliveries. Your spreadsheets will soon be handled by automated database triggers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a vendor why the entire budget was slashed overnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
System scripts begin pulling data directly from vendor portals.
Month 5
Language models generate all your standard procurement paperwork.
Month 10
Bots handle routine price queries with suppliers via email.
Month 20
Executives check the dashboard instead of calling you.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200,000
spreadsheet rows
127
unanswered emails
34%
project delay rate
Your severance
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