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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsCataloging polyester relics is a hobby, not a sustainable career path.
Professional tag-reader and amateur fabric historian.
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Authenticates, measures, and lists kits instantly.
toast.you▸ KITSCAN AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
authenticates rare jerseys using visual fabric analysis
You photograph, measure, and grade vintage football kits for online listing. Your job is data entry for nostalgia.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify a counterfeit shirt by the specific texture of the sleeve print.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras start automating the visual grading of jersey fabric.
Month 5
Laser sensors replace your manual pit-to-pit tape measurement process.
Month 10
AI automatically pulls team and season details from kit archives.
Month 15
Software writes your product descriptions and pushes them to site.
Month 19 · D-Day
The conveyor belt system fully replaces your manual handling tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2
Average listings per hour
890
Dust particles inhaled daily
14%
Percentage of kits with mystery stains
Your severance
Two vintage goalkeeper shirts and a dry-cleaning voucher.
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