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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou track the tickets that tracks the work that never happens.
Professional ticket mover and emotional support for developers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your manual updates into automated silence.
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autocloses all tickets at midnight
You spend your day updating Jira boards and managing risk logs for software releases. You are a professional glue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which developer is going to break the build by their slack tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts auto-labeling your messy tickets without asking you.
Week 12
The system pulls risks directly from commit logs automatically.
Month 5
An agent generates the status reports you usually provide.
Month 8
Software deployment occurs automatically based on test pass rates.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access to the board is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
too many
Jira tickets moved
99 percent
Risk logs ignored
unnecessary
Release stress level
Your severance
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