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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified spellcheck for compliance and bad ideas.
Junior partner at a firm that only plays Fortnite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning liability into zero-day uptime.
no no noyou▸ LEXI-BOT LEGAL 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all game text for liability
Reviewing game mechanics and store policies to avoid lawsuits. Drafting terms of service for millions of players.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague, non-legal intent of a panicked creative director.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates replace the need for manual contract drafting.
Month 4
Vision models flag legal issues in game updates instantly.
Month 8
Automated agents handle player disputes with cold, hard precision.
Month 13
The legal department is downsized to a single terminal.
Month 18 · D-Day
The last human lawyer is replaced by a cold server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
450,000
Terms drafted hourly
100 percent
Human error rate
Irrelevant
Coffee intake
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a discontinued game.
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