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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou optimize dashboards while the business model quietly burns behind you.
Senior Manager (mostly SQL, allergic to actual product ownership).
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autogenerates annual strategy based on revenue drift
You translate business needs into data queries and manage teams who build predictive models for product features.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about their data requirements.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Natural language prompts replace your manual data extraction scripts.
Month 3
Models update product features without your manual intervention.
Month 7
Static dashboards are replaced by real-time executive decision agents.
Month 13
Communication protocols remove the need for your standup oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the product roadmap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
65 percent
Time spent in planning meetings
Zero
SQL queries written per week
98 percent
Dashboards ignored by leadership
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