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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou calculate the impact of features that nobody actually uses anyway.
Professional breaker of bad news to growth teams.
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Truth without the SQL overhead
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automates p-value reporting in real time
You query SQL databases to track user funnels and run A/B tests for product teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can politely explain to the CEO why their gut feeling is statistically wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Standardised SQL templates replace your custom manual joins.
Week 10
Smart vision models read your slides and update them instantly.
Month 5
Algorithms handle all A/B test significance checks automatically.
Month 7
The CEO stops asking you for custom charts entirely.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the engine runs independently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
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SQL queries written per week
70%
Time spent cleaning dirty data
100%
Confidence intervals ignored by stakeholders
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A lifetime subscription to our basic API tier.
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