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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsA glorified calendar alert that thinks it is moving the needle.
Professional cat-herder of technical debt and missed deadlines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your roadmap is now a math problem.
split.you▸ SYNCMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every status update meeting
You shuffle Jira tickets and nag engineers to meet arbitrary launch dates for banking features.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an engineer is lying about the actual state of the code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting smarter ticket prioritisation based on historical velocity.
Month 4
Bots replace the daily sync by reading commit logs directly.
Month 8
Software dynamically adjusts release dates based on real-time developer output.
Month 12
Algorithmic mediation logic handles all resource disputes between teams.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine manages the product lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
48 minutes
Average sync meeting length
12
Emails sent per ticket
20% life
Time spent in daily standups
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Available for disruption'.
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