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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour CAD models are just blueprints for my imminent replacement hardware.
Senior Consultant (optimistically charging by the hour)
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Generating patents faster than you can blink.
bzzt.youAI▸ DESIGNSYNTH CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates five patent applications every second
You design circuits and 3D parts while pretending to teach companies how to use AI for design.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue in a boardroom about why a bad patent is still worth filing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models start outputting production-ready 3D files from simple prompts.
Month 5
Language models generate perfect legal filings from your circuit schemas.
Month 10
Consulting decks are replaced by a single real-time dashboard.
Month 15
Digital twins test circuits faster than any physical bench prototype.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the server keeps inventing better products.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
40 hours
Time spent in CAD
2.4
Patents filed yearly
12 weekly
Bullshit meetings held
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert in Obsolescence".
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