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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou design the product, the model will just design your replacement.
Series A visionary, mostly managing vibes and Figma files.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel-perfect decision making without the meetings.
sluurp.you▸ DESIGNDIRECTOR-GPT V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire design critique process
You make high-level aesthetic decisions and manage design sprints for music software. You also influence corporate branding directions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a brand design feels 'off' without needing a metric for it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your design library is indexed and standardized by an agent.
Month 5
Prototyping tools now auto-fill layouts based on your past design habits.
Month 10
Engineers query the design agent directly instead of booking your time.
Month 15
The AI generates all brand collateral by analyzing market reception patterns.
Month 22 · D-Day
You are invited to re-skill into a more resilient career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
1000+
design decisions per hour
0ms
prototype iteration lag
100%
team alignment efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic design API.
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