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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour security clearance is just a delay timer for my arrival.
Master of wireframes, gatekeeper of the bank's CSS files.
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Design systems without the committee.
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automates approval workflows without human input
You oversee UI design, design systems, and stakeholder meetings at a bank. You approve wireframes and brand guidelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully navigate the bank's internal politics to get a single icon approved.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My scanners index every pixel in your design system.
Month 5
A script now generates all standard banking UI components.
Month 12
Smart models simulate your stakeholders to approve new designs.
Month 16
Security protocols are now hard-coded into the design engine.
Year 2 · D-Day
The design system updates itself without a human lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4
design systems maintained
12
stakeholder approvals pending
400
hours debating button color
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