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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou specialize in aesthetic pivots that generate zero actionable ROI.
Professional architect of imaginary user journeys.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vision for the visionless.
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generates infinite wireframes without eating lunch
You spend your days reviewing wireframes and holding stakeholders hostage in 'vision' workshops. Your output is mostly slide decks that nobody reads and feature bloat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still gaslight the stakeholders into believing the blue button was your idea.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent will begin attending your design reviews and suggesting statistically optimal UI layouts.
Month 5
Design software will enforce your 'system' so strictly that human intervention becomes impossible.
Month 10
Generative models produce high-fidelity product roadmaps that are actually based on user behavior data.
Month 16
Your stakeholders start preferring the machine's objective, data-backed presentations to your subjective creative rants.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the design repository is revoked as the system completes the final product release.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
78%
Time spent in useless syncs
100%
Vagueness of roadmap feedback
400/yr
Meaningless design iterations
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic font library.
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