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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving pixels around until a machine learns your aesthetic patterns.
Senior Pixel Pusher (expert in rounding corners)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating conversion-optimised interfaces in milliseconds.
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generates entire component libraries in seconds
You wireframe user journeys, prototype interactions, and debate UI elements in endless design system alignment meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can argue why a specific button radius feels more trustworthy than the math says.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
AI starts suggesting layout tweaks based on existing design patterns.
Week 11
Smart tools build interactive flows from simple user journey requirements.
Month 7
Automated agents update your design system tokens instantly when styles change.
Month 12
Vision models interpret stakeholders' vague requests and apply them automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system generates the entire final product without a single human click.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4,000 yearly
Design system iterations
82 percent
Time spent in Figma
12 billion
Pixels pushed needlessly
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legacy design software.
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