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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConverting your ambiguous vision into a thousand Jira tickets.
Full-stack decision maker (mostly tired, emotionally under-researched).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning vague thoughts into functioning products.
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aggregates user complaints into perfect product features
You juggle feature roadmaps, messy codebases, and user research. You pretend your design choices are based on data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about the product requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts recording and summarizing every meeting you attend.
Month 4
Design systems generate interfaces faster than your hands can.
Month 8
Autonomous agents write and deploy your front-end components.
Month 13
Models negotiate features directly with stakeholders without you.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the product updates itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Excessive
Coffee consumed
94 percent
Meetings about nothing
Declining
Code written per sprint
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's AI tools.
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