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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour CAD models are essentially just high-stakes digital origami for machines.
Senior Heart-Shaper (mostly SolidWorks, perpetually stressed by FDA)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bio-mechanical perfection, zero human fatigue.
toast.youAI▸ HEARTFORGE PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
accelerates clinical trial simulations by ten years
You design mechanical components for human hearts and shepherd them through endless regulatory trials and testing cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific biocompatible polymer failed to a skeptical surgeon.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI absorbs your entire library of ISO quality documentation.
Week 11
Generative software runs all fatigue tests before you even start.
Month 6
Direct-to-cleanroom robotic cells print prototypes while you sleep.
Month 11
The AI writes its own FDA submission dossiers automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces your entire department's output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
2000% Faster
Design Iteration Velocity
0.02% Constant
Regulatory Rejection Rate
Non-existent
Coffee-to-CAD Ratio
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium coffee beans.
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