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March 26, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour lab roadmap is just a fancy list for a machine.
Professional cat-herder of PhDs and expensive lab equipment.
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oof.youAI▸ BIOSTRATEGIST V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates clinical trial compliance filings
You oversee clinical trial pathways, coordinate research teams, and manage regulatory filings for biological product development.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a researcher is lying about their experimental results.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The machine indexes all your previous trial results and notes.
Month 7
AI models suggest cheaper, faster paths for your research.
Month 16
Regulatory filings are written by software without your input.
Year 2.2
Budgeting tools optimize lab spending by cutting human headcount.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The board prefers the machine's dispassionate logic over your instincts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 98%
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