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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMoving roadmaps to non-existent features since your last slide deck update.
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reallocates team resources into a black hole
You spend days defining requirements and prioritizing backlogs. You then explain these choices to teams that ignore you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still gaslight stakeholders about why the launch is delayed for three weeks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Calendar agents automatically fill your day with back-to-back empty sync calls.
Month 5
Algorithms delete low-priority tickets without you needing to have a meeting.
Month 10
A generative model crafts quarterly roadmaps based on random industry trend keywords.
Month 13
AI pulls data from live dashboards to build slides nobody reads anyway.
Month 19 · D-Day
Management realizes the dashboard AI does your job without the salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
85%
Time spent in meetings
12
Roadmap changes per week
Always
Engineers ignoring your spec
Your severance
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