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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning complex software documentation into silence that nobody will ever read.
Professional slide-deck architect and corporate whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated slides for the soul-crushed sales team.
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generates infinite slide decks in seconds
You create internal training materials and talk to sales teams about product updates. Your job is now code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look concerned while pretending to understand why the latest feature rollout failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes your docs and writes better summaries.
Month 4
Generative models produce your training decks in seconds.
Month 8
Bots answer all feature questions in the Slack channel.
Month 12
Pre-recorded AI avatars replace your live product launch calls.
Month 14 · D-Day
A single script renders your entire role technically redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
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Slides authored daily
0.03%
Meaningful impact detected
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