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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently the cheapest piece of software in the codebase.
Professional breaker of builds and filler of JIRA tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Junior-level output without the onboarding burden.
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pushes untested hotfixes directly to production
You are tasked with writing boilerplate code, updating documentation, and fixing minor UI bugs. You exist mostly to turn coffee into pull requests that senior developers will inevitably rewrite.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly navigate the office kitchen when the Slack status is busy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Custom LLM agents take over the tedious process of formatting your syntax and style.
Week 6
Code synthesis models produce all your API endpoints and standard CRUD operations instantly.
Month 3
Automated dependency bots patch all your vulnerabilities before you even know they exist.
Month 4
Neural nets generate 100 percent coverage for every function you touch.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the autonomous system handles full-stack feature deployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Code review comments per day
0.5L
Coffee consumed per commit
3 days
Time spent setting up env
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation that says you were present.
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