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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to attend high-level meetings is officially a legacy feature.
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automates consensus by ignoring every dissenting opinion
You spend your time managing feature roadmaps and deciding which user problems to ignore for the next quarter. You attend endless syncs to ensure everyone feels important while the actual product remains exactly the same.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can keep a straight face during a 4-hour strategy retreat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI quietly joins every meeting to summarize your lack of action.
Month 4
Algorithms begin generating product roadmaps that are actually grounded in user data.
Month 8
An AI agent replaces you in stakeholder syncs to provide neutral answers.
Month 13
Software shifts resources without needing a long meeting to justify it.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine reached a better decision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
94 minutes
Average sync duration
12
Roadmap pivots per year
4,000
Emails sent without meaning
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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